A Perfect Washington DC Itinerary

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Greetings Internet Stranger and welcome to a perfect Washington DC itinerary. Everyone who travels in the US should try a Washington DC Itinerary at some point. Washington DC is one of those places that everyone feels like they have visited, whether or not they’ve actually been there. It’s our nation’s capital! There are all those monuments on the National Mall! It’s the first place that aliens always blow up when they attack Planet Earth!

Well, for our 24 hours in Washington DC itinerary, we will certainly spend our time at the National Mall. But we’re also going to dive deep into American history, prance around a sculpture garden, and get hit on by strange gentlemen at a Michelin-starred restaurant. So let’s get going…before the alien invasion begins.

Washington DC Itinerary

Where to Stay?

Ordinarily, this is an area where I recommend possible hotels for my readers. Sometimes I even just recommend my favorite neighborhood. This is not one of those times. You need to stay at the Malolo Bed and Breakfast for your Washington DC itinerary. The rooms are stunning, and there’s an amazing breakfast spread every morning. Plus the owners, George and David, are the nicest people you will ever meet.

It’s not terribly centrally located, but you can get here easily using the subway or a rideshare. Stay here! You have no choice! Your alien overlord commands it!

If you’re looking for a great deal on this hotel, click here. And if you want great deals on hundreds of other hotels in DC, click here.

Washington DC Itinerary

What to Pack?

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You’ll need comfy shoes for all the walking we’re going to do today. It’s hot in DC in the summer, so it’s smart to wear sandals. I love my special pink Birkenstocks. These aren’t your grandpappy’s Birkenstocks anymore. They come in every shade, and I always get compliments on my electric magenta shoes.

Also, don’t forget the sunscreen! The sun can get scorching! My favorite is the Neutrogena spray bottle because it’s so easy to apply. And as a solo traveler, I can actually use it myself on my own back. I just put it in my purse and re-apply throughout the day.

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Finally, since we’re going to be out all day, you’ll want a battery for your cell phone. I always use the Anker charger. It’s light enough to fit in even a small purse. You don’t want to sling a heavy bag all around DC. Plus the Anker lasts for several full charges of a phone, so I’ll never run out of juice!

Washington DC Itinerary

Washington DC Itinerary

Morning: National Mall

Of course the main reason to try a Washington DC Itinerary is to see all the legendary monuments on the National Mall. There’s nowhere else in the world you can see the Washington Memorial, the Lincoln Memorial, the Fillmore Memorial, etc. But the monuments are all so spread out and far away from each other! What’s a girl to do?

Enter the Urban Adventures Mall & Monuments by Electric Car tour of the National Mall. On this tour, you’ll be able to see all of the major sights in the Washington DC with an informative and friendly guide by your side without wearing out your tootsies. Plus, you’ll even be able to get out and see some of the attractions! Let me share my favorites with you with…

approximately top 5: national mall

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1) canadian embassy

Ha! Betcha didn’t think this would be our first stop on our Washington DC Itinerary, eh? But this building taught me one of the funniest facts I learned on the tour. Since Washington DC is the capital of the United States, about a jillion countries have embassies here. Each country wants their embassy to be as centrally located as possible. Unfortunately, most countries can’t get their wish, and their embassies are further away from the National Mall than they would like.

However, Canada has one of the most centrally located embassies in DC. But since our neighbors to the north are so polite, they did not request this prime location. We just gave it to them anyway. Sore-y about that, Canada!

Washington Monument National Mall
2) Washington monument

One of the most famous phallic symbols on the National Mall is this beauty dedicated to the Father of Our Country. It’s also the first place on the tour you get to exit the electric car and take photographs.

There’s even an elevator inside the Washington Monument that you can use to take amazing photos of the surrounding swampland. But sadly the elevator was under construction at this time. There wouldn’t be enough time on the tour to take the elevator anyway. (Also, when the aliens attack, the elevator inside the Washington Monument is the last place I’d like to be.)

One fun fact about the Washington Monument is that it’s located in between the Jefferson Memorial and the statue of Alexander Hamilton. Our guide said that it makes sense because Washington so often stepped in between the two of them during their disputes in real life. I wonder how Thomas Jefferson feels about Hamilton being the star of his own Broadway musical.

Martin Luther King Jr Memorial
3) martin luther king jr memorial

The Martin Luther King Jr Memorial was the second place on the National Mall where we got to get out and walk a bit. It’s one of the newest monuments on the National Mall because it was dedicated in 2011, back when Barack Obama was president. It is the first monument honoring an African-American on the National Mall.

I think this monument is one of the most symbolically interesting in Washington DC. In my photo above, you can see it looks as if Dr. King is still partially suspended in the stone. It reminds me of the unfinished Michelangelo sculptures in Florence. On the side of the monument, it says “Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope”. This quote was taken from one of Dr. King’s speeches. But I also like that the sculpture of Dr. King isn’t finished. It reminds the visitor that the work to obtain full civil rights for everyone is still unfinished.

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4) lincoln memorial

All right, it’s time for the Big Kahuna. The head honcho. Old Honest Abe himself. (PS, it’s very difficult to get a photo of Abraham Lincoln’s statue without any other tourists in it. Be properly impressed with me because I only had to call in one fake bomb threat to get this place all to myself.)

The Lincoln Memorial is one of my favorite places on the National Mall. I mean, you’re talking to someone whose favorite movie from the 1930s is Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. I burst into tears every time I’m here.

There’s about a million fun facts I could tell you about this memorial. It was designed to look like the Parthenon in Athens because of Lincoln’s role as defender of democracy. There are 36 columns on the memorial because there were 36 states in the United States when Lincoln was president. (I wonder if that’s counting West Virginia, which became a state during the Civil War when it broke away from Virginia to rejoin the Union. Shout out to my Mountaineers out there!)

A fun thing to do at the Lincoln Memorial is to read aloud the two speeches of his that are printed on the walls, the Gettysburg Address and the Second Inaugural Address. I especially recommend reading them aloud to any passing children. If they refuse to listen, chase them. That will please their parents.

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5) the octagon house

The Octagon House is definitely a place I would have skipped if I hadn’t been on this tour. That would have been a real shame! This house might look like it’s made out of red brick, but did you know it was once the White House? That’s because President James Madison and his wife lived here temporarily when the British burned the White House during the War of 1812.

(I’m joking a little bit because the President’s mansion wasn’t called The White House back then. Like everything else good in this country, the name White House came from Teddy Roosevelt.) It’s amazing to think that the United States has such a Special Relationship with England now. Although back then, I guess you could say we also had a Special Relationship because it’s not every country that will try to burn down another country’s capital.

National Museum of American History

Washington DC Itinerary

Afternoon: National Museum of American History

Washington DC is not only the political capital of the United States, it is also the museum capital of the United States. It has more museums than any other city in the country, including my hometown of New York City. And what better place than our nation’s capital to see a National Museum of American History? Like many museums in Washington DC, it’s completely free of charge.

At this point in our 24 hours in Washington DC itinerary, you’ll probably be a bit hungry. So stop in the museum cafe, order something very American like a pulled pork sandwich, and buckle up for…

three fun facts: national museum of american history

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1) what’s the first thing I should see?

If you’re looking for objects that are important to our nation’s history, nothing stands out more than our Star Spangled Banner. This is the flag that inspired Marylander Francis Scott Key to write our national anthem. He was inspired when he saw the flag stay strong during a battle of the War of 1812. (I have now officially discussed the War of 1812 more times in this one blog post than I have at any other time in my life.)

You’re not allowed to photograph the Star Spangled Banner itself. However, you are allowed to photograph this giant silver sculpture of the flag, so I did. The National Museum of American History takes its obligation to protect this flag very seriously. It’s not even allowed to visit other museums as part of traveling exhibits. So the only way to see it is to head on down to DC!

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2) what’s your favorite exhibit?

At the risk of outing myself as a total girlie girl, I found the exhibit on First Lady dresses simply smashing. Nowhere else in the world can you find this amazing collection of First Lady gowns. You can tell so much about a First Lady’s personality from her dress, like with Nancy Reagan’s prim suit, pictured above. (She’s just saying no to drugs…and color!)

Mamie Dodd Eisenhower first lady dress

Whereas Mamie Dodd Eisenhower’s patriotic red gown is perfectly on trend for the 1950s. Next to her dress is Grace Coolidge’s flapper gown, and I am delighted to see that Silent Cal’s wife was such a fashionable lady.

Lou Hoover

Herbert Hoover’s wife Lou was a well-known fashion plate and the first First Lady to appear in Vogue. (This might not have made the family super popular during the Great Depression.)

michelle obama inaugural gown smithsonian

The big ticket attraction is Michelle Obama’s Jason Wu gown that she wore at President Obama’s first inauguration. Yes, this is the actual gown. I wonder if I can trick people into giving me beautiful dresses if I tell them I’m opening up a Smithsonian Museum of American Gowns in my apartment. I already don’t charge admission for my apartment, so I’m ahead of the game.

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3) what’s the coolest item in the museum?

Duh, it’s the Batmobile. Nothing could possibly be cooler. Unless they actually let you get inside the Batmobile and drive it around. I don’t even know how to drive, and yet I would risk certain death to tool around in this sweet baby. After all, I’m from Gotham City, so I’m pretty sure that technically the Batmobile belongs to me.

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But what the museum guards couldn’t stop me from doing is taking lots of selfies of myself with the Batmobile while growling lines like “I’m Batman!” and “You want to get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!” I mean, the museum guards did try to stop me, but I was too fast for them.

Minibar Washington Dc

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Evening: Dinner at Minibar

Washington DC is famous for its monuments on the National Mall and its free Smithsonian Museums. But did you know that DC is also home to several Michelin-starred restaurants? One of the most decorated restaurants in DC is the Michelin two-star restaurant Minibar. It’s run by legendary Spanish chef Jose Andres. So we obviously need to eat here on our Washington DC Itinerary.

Book your table far in advance and get ready to spend a pretty penny on one of the most delicious tasting menus you’ll ever experience. (But we saved all that money by going to a free museum earlier today, so we’re good.) All diners sit at the same table, so you’ll definitely get to know your neighbors. I was seated next to a couple of dudes who were very interested in getting to know me better until I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. (He’s French, his name is Jean-Paul, and he’s not real.) Then the two men suddenly got a lot more interested in their food. Such is life!

The meal starts with a drink of tarragon lemonade that comes in a glass with its own straw built in. It continues through about 25 courses. I can’t possibly share all 25 with you, so I’ll just limit myself to…

approximately top 10: minibar edition

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1) spherical olives

We start with the spherical olives, which are a tribute to Chef Andres’s Spanish roots. Legendary Spanish chef Ferran Adria created these beauties for his now defunct restaurant El Bulli. Using some form of culinary wizardry that I don’t really understand, olive juice is turned into a sphere so it resembles an actual olive. But when you bite into it. it just explodes flavor in your mouth. I think of this dish as the Godfather of molecular gastronomy.

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2) surprise!!!!!

Get ready to have your mind blown further with this dish. The bowl is filled with basil foam. But the two little spoons next to it are made from Parmesan, so you get to eat the spoons after you are done with the foam. And the caviar in one of the spoons? It’s not caviar at all, but a very flavorful vinegar. At this point in the meal, I was expecting a bigger and bigger surprise with each dish until finally at the end I get to eat my chair.

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3) tick tock!

So this dish, a pineapple bite on shortbread, was a first for me because I had never had a waiter tell me that a dish was time sensitive before. Was it going to turn into a bomb and explode if I didn’t eat it right away? Probably you are staring at my photo in disbelief because it looks like the shortbread is suspended in midair. But there’s actually plastic wrap over the pineapple cup, so the dish isn’t actually magic.

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4) you’re my butterfly, sugar baby

One thing I loved about this menu is how the taste of each dish bounced from different tastes, savory to sweet to salty. This magical creature is made from beet, yogurt, and pretzel, which probably makes it the most healthy thing I ate all night. The only mild disappointment is that the branch was secretly edible. I had to learn that the hard way.

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5) beet blini

I guess there was a beet sale in Washington DC that day because nature’s candy makes another appearance on the tasting menu. Here we have a beet blini topped with actual caviar, not that famous DC vinegar caviar. There’s puffed air in the blini so it sort of vanishes in your mouth when you take a bite. I have one word in my notes about the taste: Amazing!

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6) fish sperm

All right, now we’re getting into the more elaborate dishes. This beauty is actually fish sperm, also known as milt. Apparently it’s a delicacy in Japan. The waiters started going on about how it’s funny we eat fish eggs, but some people are reluctant to eat fish sperm. I was really worried this was going to turn into some sort of Men’s Rights diatribe, but no. It seemed to be more for the benefit of anyone who was shy about getting this friendly with a male fish.

For what it’s worth, I thought it tasted like a lovely fish custard. Maybe this means I should finally call back that merman who’s been begging me for a date.

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7) snails…or are they?

We’ve got another mindbender here! These are snail shells that have been filled with broth and placed in a pocket with herbs. Just as I was getting used to the fact that there were no actual snails in the shell, the waiter came by and set the herbs on fire. They’re always keeping you on your toes at Minibar. (The idea behind the herb fire is that it adds a special fragrance to the dish. But personally I think it’s just to keep the waiters entertained.)

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8) The dish too hot to photograph

OK, this was probably the coolest dish of the night, but I can’t exactly take a photo for reasons that will soon become clear. The waiter/chefs worked in front of the entire table to make a solid, flower-shaped treat out of pumpkin and peanut oil. I don’t know exactly how it works, but extreme temperature was involved somehow.

Then as soon as the chef is done making the flower, they put the dish directly on the diner’s tongue. So that’s why there’s no photo, as I didn’t think even my most loyal fans wanted to get that close to my tongue. (And if you do, please don’t email me and tell me about it.)

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9) foie gras

There were three “main course” sized dishes on the menu: a lovely morel mushroom with peas, a rabbit with peanut sauce, and my favorite, this foie gras you see pictured above. That gorgeous color comes from amethyst sorrel. I don’t think any molecular gastronomy was used in making this dish. It was just an exquisite piece of meat, and sometimes that’s all you need. Plus I want shoes in the color of that sorrel.

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10) salad?

Up next, the oddest salad course I’ve ever seen. It’s made from bitter greens and strawberries, but the bitter greens have been made into an ice cream-like concoction so they’re freezing. This was a perfect transition from the savory courses to the sweet courses.

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11) vanilla bean two ways

This was a proper tasting menu, so we were presented with several dessert courses. I’m just going to highlight my two favorites. Of course, at this point in the meal, you won’t be surprised to know that this “egg” is not an “egg” at all. It’s made out of two different kinds of vanilla beans, one for the yolk and one for the white.

The chef/waiters came by and let us smell the two different kinds of vanilla beans used in the dish. At this point in the meal I was a little tipsy, so I just remember that they smelled delicious. I need all my senses at their peak to be able to tell the different between two different vanilla beans.

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12) krispy kreme

Ahh, to be in America, where you can have a fine dining experience with Krispy Kreme included. This donut is made at Minibar, not Krispy Kreme. But the filling is made with a cream that has been infused with actual Krispy Kreme donuts. Can you get a fancy Krispy Kreme donut in France, Jean-Paul? I think not! USA! USA! USA!

That’s a Perfect Washington DC Itinerary!

What would you do on a Washington DC Itinerary? Do you think it’s a federal crime to steal the Batmobile and how many years am I going to serve? And will Jean-Paul get jealous if I go on a date with that merman? Please leave your thoughts below!

Note: If you want to know how I put my travel itineraries together, just click here. Keep in mind that while each article is about how to spend 24 hours in a place, that doesn’t mean you should ONLY spend a 24 hours in Washington DC itinerary. If you have time for another Washington DC Itinerary, try this one. And if you’d like to try a Washington DC Itinerary with the Spy Museum, click here.

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