Greetings, Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to 24 hours at the Epcot Festival of the Arts—also known as the one place on Earth where “being an adult” quietly takes a seat on a nearby bench and orders a snack while your inner chaos gremlin runs the show. 🎨✨ All our lives, people have …
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Greetings, Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to the best Epcot Food and Wine Booths—a.k.a. the only time Disney actively encourages you to eat like a competitive sumo wrestler. The Epcot Theme Park at Disney World is already famous for its international flair, but its Food and Wine Festival is where things really get …
Greetings Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to 24 hours in Miami. Picture this: you’re staring down at a flavorless boiled potato and a sad nothingburger, jabbing them with a spork like they personally wronged you. Is this really all life has to offer? Wouldn’t you rather be feasting on juicy roast meats? Or …
Greetings, Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to 24 hours in St Petersburg Florida. Now, full disclosure: the main reason we came down here was to visit my gentleman friend’s parents. But just because you’re doing the polite family thing doesn’t mean you can’t sneak in a little tourism on the side. (Sorry, Mom …
Greetings, Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to 24 hours in Epcot, probably my favorite Disney park of all time. Now, let’s get one thing straight: EPCOT is not the Magic Kingdom. It’s much stranger—and much more delicious. Which makes it the perfect place to play a little game I like to call Snacking …
Greetings, Internet Stranger! I’m Stella Jane, and welcome to 24 hours in the Magic Kingdom! Now, I know what some of you are thinking: why would an adult woman with no children want to spend a day at Disney’s Magic Kingdom? Thanks for your implicit judgment, Internet Stranger. I can only assume you either a) …